PSYCORP

PSYCORP is ZOZO CITY’s psychiatric hotel for residents whose brains decided to take leave without notifying the owner. It welcomes Zozos who have lost it, misplaced the screw that went with it or simply started responding seriously to High Authority speeches.

The ‘Psychiatric Vacation’ package includes a padded room, three reasonably identifiable meals and relaxing activities such as counting ceiling tiles or explaining to a very calm doctor why the streetlight knows your name. Checkout remains subject to medical availability, a particularly abstract concept when your psychiatrist has the keys.

At PSYCORP, the staff listens kindly, writes everything down carefully and confirms absolutely nothing, especially when you are right. If a guest complains about the service, management offers a free extension. It calls that a customer-service gesture; the guests call it Tuesday.